NU Purity Test

Caution: This is not a bucket list. Completion of all items on this test will likely result in death.

Click on every item you have done.

Did NU-in or a dialogue
Owns a Husky plushie
Had coffee chats in Tatte
Uses Notion
Worked out at Marino
Left Marino because it was too crowded
Joined an intramural or club sports team
Had a hotel room as my dorm
Snuck alcohol into dorms
Snuck a friend into dorms
Took Fundies
Cried on campus
Rushed a sorority / frat
Got rejected from a campus club
Met Aoun
Took a selfie with Aoun
Into photography/have a photography account
Co-oped at a startup
Co-oped at a big tech company
Co-oped in consulting/finance
Went to Beanpot
Sang Stacy’s Mom at a hockey game
Slandered BU at a hockey game
From New Jersey
Ran/Saw the underwear run
Got El Jefes after going out
Depressed when you're in classes but happy on co-op
Switched your major after co-op
Worked part-time during a school semester
Worked full-time during a school semester
Got offered to drop out and join your co-op full time
Co-oped in Boston
Couldn't find a co-op
Had your advisors switch every semester
Got Student 9s for the Red Sox game
Has a fake ID
Went to Fenway bars
Went to Ohe
Got fake ID clipped
Pulled an all-nighter
Spent a night in Snell
Got 0 help from Northeastern health services
Denied entry by a Mission Hill frat
Attacked by a goose
Had a fucked sleep schedule
Had a caffeine problem
Slept through an interview
Hated your roommates
Struggled to find housing or a subletter
Got locked out of your dorm
Got featured on the NEU instagram
Found a roommate through Facebook
Got fucked over by class registration
Used chatgpt for your test and failed
Smoked weed/ ate edibles
Went to class drunk/ high
Have a vaping/ smoking addiction
Dated someone from a school club
Been on a date
Been on dating apps
Been in a long distance relationship because of co-op schedule
Dated someone in your dorm
Got a noise complaint
Had sex in a dorm room
Waited 3 hours in TA office hour
Applied to NU because of the co-op program
Went to an MIT frat
Had the dollar lady hit you up for money
Snuck onto Green Line without paying
Had way too many leftover meal swipes
Got food poisoning from dining hall
Took a wellness day
High-fived Paws
Went to a Misson Hill party shut down by the cops
Hooked up with someone in your class
Requested to connect with your hookup on Linkedin
Applied to co-ops on NUworks
Applied to 100+ co-ops on NUworks
Submitted inflated hours for your on-campus job
Had a professional picture taken at ISEC
Got Linkedin Premium
Sent your friends calendar invites to hangout
Hated your group after a group project
Almost got hit by the green line when crossing Huntington
Couldn't find a place to sit on campus / in Snell
Posted “I’m excited to announce I’m working at [xyz]” on LinkedIn
Saw someone you knew on dating apps
Scored above 80 without going to class
Failed a midterm/final
Failed a class
Triggered a fire alarm
Used a school-provided condom (frisky husky)
Went a month without doing laundry
Done psychedelics
Had a mental health crisis
Lied on your resume
Swam in the Charles
Stole something from Wolly's
Almost got hit by a Boston driver
Peed in public

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